Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women!

• Beer stains wash out.
• A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
• Beer labels come off without a fight.
• After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 2 bucks.
• A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer on your breath.
• If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
• A beer always goes down easy.
• You can share a beer with your friends.
• You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
• Beer is always wet.
• A beer doesn't change its mind after you've taken off its top.
• Beer doesn't expect an hour of foreplay before satisfying you.
• A beer looks as good in the morning as it did when the bar closed.
• Beer never bugs you to have little beers.
• Finishing a beer in 3 seconds is something to be proud of.