Male or Female?

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always seeright through them.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a widevariety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Andbecause it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons arepushed. And because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light afire under it and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, butit's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female Ha! You thought it would be male. But consider; itgives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't alwaysknow the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.